Thursday, August 06, 2009

Ladies!!! KOKOLETS OR MAMALETS?

I remembered having a tug of war with a paddy of mine wayback for calling me a "mamalet" instead of a "kokolet"
All attempts (From his end) to make me see reasons as to how Mamalets is better than kokolets proved abortive.

Reasons?
Well, me self no know o, shey una see werrin D'Banj go cause with im slangs dem... I tire o gaskia.
But whatever the case might be, I don't know the difference between Kokolets and Mamalets and I dont think I want to know anyway but from the words, I use to think Mamalets is an older and shaer (as in sha in yoruba language which conotes Expired) version of Kokolets not until I got this mail.
Enjoy.

Kokolets
Leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Mamalets
Make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

Kokolets
Want to control the man in their life.
Mamalets
Know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Kokolets
Check you for not calling them.
Mamalets
Are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Kokolets
Are afraid to be alone.
Mamalets
Revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

Kokolets
Ignore the good guys.
Mamalets
Ignore the bad guys.

Kokolets
Make you come home.
Mamalets
Make you want to come home.

Kokolets
Worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Mamalets
Know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Kokolets
Try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with
his friends).
Mamalets
Realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.

Kokolets
Think a guy crying is weak.
Mamalets
Offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Kokolets
Want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Mamalets
'Show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear
of losing his 'manhood'.

Kokolets
Get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Mamalets
Know that that was just one man.

Kokolets
Fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring
all 'signs'.
Mamalets
Know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move
on, without bitterness.

Kokolets
Will read this and get an attitude.
Mamalets
Will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends.

LMAO........!!!!!!!
xx

SASSY

16 comments:

Lhinkoln said...

pWhich one are you?

Natasha said...

Who wants to be refer to as a KOKOLET anyway?lol
How are you today Sassy?
Take care.

Tinu said...

lol!!so im guessing ur a real mamalet??hehehe
howve u been?

Sassy Trends said...

Lol, Lhinkoln, a mamalet ofcourse nah...

@Nattynatasha..lol, I''m fyne ooo
Trust my mama...lol
xx

@Tinutontolo...lol, oh yeah...I am..lol
I'm gud mii dear and you?

Fabulo-la said...

lol.I always thought the term kokolet was offensive anyways...
Iono abt mamalet sha.
I like 'real woman' better.
lol

Sassy babes, how una dey?
xxx

Vera Ezimora said...

LOL

Well, from this description, obviously any woman will wanna be a mamalet

Tisha said...

nice post

...but i am neither a kokolet nor a mamalet, i am a woman of class and substance set to affect her world

BSNC said...

lol i don't mind been called a mamalet o. now that i know..

how have you been?

NoLimit said...

Hmmm very nice!!!

Sassy Trends said...

@Fabulo-la, Im gud jare, wassup?
Hope you all are preparing for the weekend?
xx

@Vera, oh yeah...lol
xx

@Tisha, good one o my sister, so far we all know who we are.
How you dey mii dear?
xx

@BSNC, is dat really you?
I cant believe this...lol
Welcome back to blogcville my dear, your query plenty for my hand no be small...
How things?
Miss yah loads..
xx

@NO limit, thanks cherry.
xx

blogoratti said...

An enlightening post,if i must say so myself,lol.

Sassy Trends said...

@blogratti, abi o...lol
xx

Anoda Phase said...

lol...interesting one...now I guess most ladies would prefer the description of the mamalet, but still prefer the title of "kokolet"...lol.

Sassy Trends said...

@Anoda Phase, exactly!lol

PYS said...

Hahahahahah, LMAO.
which one person go come choose so?
Still want to be a kokolet though.

Sassy Trends said...

Really, with all dem definition?!!!!
Oh PYS biko...lol!

Blog Widget by LinkWithin