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Kelly Hansome's diss track: What Naija Stars are saying...

MI’s former manager, Godwin Tom said ‘(MI) Abaga will not respond i’m sure! he knows better.You don’t fight a child you can beat. it’s pointless!‘ but he was proven wrong as MI took to twitter to make a response:

#10 (ten things to do after kelly hansome disses you): wonder why ‘kelly rowland’ is dissing you and why she sounds like a nigerian man

#9 (ten steps after kelly hansome disses you): refer to show promoters as ‘Maga’ making phrase maga don pay.. Relevant and correct to self!

#8 (ten steps after kelly hansome disses you) rewrite fast money fast cars.. Calling it.. Fast money fast cars;the fab life of kelly hnsme!

#7: (ten steps after kelly hansome disses you): collect all future awards saying.. I don’t deserve this..is kelly hansome here(he is not!)

#6 (ten steps after kelly hansome disses you) promise world 2 grow taller; seek out height doctor, or taller shoes e.g goth shoes 4rm camden

#5: (ten steps after kelly hansome disses you): write open apology to kelly hansome, post on www.360nobs.com sayng sorry 4 being succesful

#4 (10steps after kelly hansome disses u): wear fake mustache for a month, disguise self, song is prolly so hot and everyone will know it!!

#3 (ten steps after kelly hansome disses you): attend recovery group of artists recuperating after their own disses, eg..mohits, terry g etc

#2 (Ten steps after kelly hansome disses you): Listen to song over and over till you know all lyrics and can appreciate artistry in song

#1: (ten steps after kelly hansome disses u): Remember.. You are still beautiful.. And God and ur parents love you still..

Needless to say, anyone following MI that day was clearly entertained. 2shotz hasn’t said anything yet, but you never know. Wande Coal’s video for “Who Born The Maga” will be dropping soon, and who is to say there wont be a small jab here or there, esp with all this stuff going on.

To cap it all off, T-Money released his diss track to Kelly Handsome titled “Warning Shots.” T-Money goes hard on the track, and stands up for MI, the mo-hitts crew and Kennis Music.

Talk about recovery and a response. It was also revealed that none of those dissed are taking Kelly Hansome serious as Don Jazzy confessed he use the first diss track from Kelly Hansome – Igwe kom kom as his ‘ringtome for a bit’.

Kelly Hansome earlier dissed Wande Coal, d;banj and Terry G in igwe kom kom.

Recently he released a track where he dissed M.I., Chocolate City, 2 shotz, Kenny ogungbe and reinforces diss at Mo Hits in the track titled ‘Catch Me If You Can’ and only recently releasing a follow up to ‘Igwe kom kom‘ directed at the Mo Hits again diss called ‘Who Born The Maga (La La Low)’ .

Source: Question Mark Magazine

Shey na like dzz e go dey dey?

Now this is way off it..

Has anyone watched the scanning process thingy on CNN recently...hmnnn!

Abi shey na like dat e go dey dey?

Abdul Muttallab don fall our hands oo...

Have a lovely week you all..xoxo

♥ ♥ ♥

SASSY

I really want to share this...

Biko... Blog ville come see oo..
A very good friend of mine decided to pick me and make me one of his numerous students ni o and you can't imagine what he taught me... slangs... as in Naija Hawtest slangs...

This is really humorous, and believe me it's been like months now since I've had this stocked in somewhere on my drive but I never still learn am finish.
Maybe posting it on my blog page will somehow help...abi?

Oya make una cum learn Naija top 50 slangs for proudly naijassss.... and if you don't know/or never heard at least five of this slang before, then maybe we should start questioning the naija blood flowing through your veins..lol

Enjoy...


1. LWKM - Laugh wan kill me
2. LWKMD - Laugh wan kill me die
3. MIDG - make i dey go
4. WGYL - we go yarn later
5. IGA - I gbadun am
6. ICS - I can't shout
7. DJM - Don't jealous me
8. WBDM - Who born d maga
9. UDC - U de craze
10. NUS - Na u sabi
11. WSU - who send u
12. OSABZ - over sabi
13. ITK - I too know
14. WDH - wetin dey happen
15. NDH - nutin dey happen
16. FMJ - free me jo
17. BBP - bad bele people
18. HUD - how u dey
19. WKP - waka pass
20. BBG - baby girl
21. KKL - Kokolette
22. MML - mamalette
23 GFF- Gbono fe le fe le (e.g., she GFF)
24. NTT - Na true talk
25. IKU - It koncain u?
26. NDM - no dull me
27. LGT - let's goo there
28. IFSA - I for slap am
29. IGDO - I go die o
30. YB - Yess boss
31. NLT - No long thing
32. 2GB - 2 gbaski
33. CWJ - carry waka jorh
34. WBYO - wetin be your own
35. U2D - U 2 do
36. U2DV - U 2 dey vex
37. MKG - maka gini?
38. WSDP - who send dem papa
39. INS - i no send
40. INFS - i no fit shout
41. WWY - who wan yarn
42. NBST - no be small thing
43. NWO - na wah oooooo
44. NMA - no mind am
45. MIHW - make i hear word
46. NBL - no be lie
47. NB? - na beans?
48 wd - wetin dey
49. UNGKM - u no go kill me
50. o2s - omo 2 sexy


SASSY

aNTI sTRESS aNTIDOTE...

No doubt BASKET MOUTH gat my ribs cracking at this joke...lol
Enjoy this, you're all gonna love this..

Howdy Blogsville?
Been a while isn't it?

Sassy has been a bit uptight and very busy this week but at least I still manage to do one update even if nah one post.

*Check out Moi's new add on.. mahhh playlist...lol.
See as I dey talk am as if the song there pass two...lol
Saw this on Tisha's blog and I got hooked instanta...
Would still be topping up my list really..but guess what... Asa's "THE PLACE TO BE" got me no doubt and I'm copy copying (yes I be copy copy) GTBank to make it my Blog's Anthem... and the lyrics is right beneath it so have fun with me guys....
And open your mind to great possibilities...

Off to my favourite blogs dem, let's see what's going on...

Love you all loads

xoxo

SASSY

Video of the week.

Alright, I can't stop laffing abeg 'cos this video is way too funny.

Guess this explains why she is still single.lol

xx

SASSY

Ladies!!! KOKOLETS OR MAMALETS?

I remembered having a tug of war with a paddy of mine wayback for calling me a "mamalet" instead of a "kokolet"
All attempts (From his end) to make me see reasons as to how Mamalets is better than kokolets proved abortive.

Reasons?
Well, me self no know o, shey una see werrin D'Banj go cause with im slangs dem... I tire o gaskia.
But whatever the case might be, I don't know the difference between Kokolets and Mamalets and I dont think I want to know anyway but from the words, I use to think Mamalets is an older and shaer (as in sha in yoruba language which conotes Expired) version of Kokolets not until I got this mail.
Enjoy.

Kokolets
Leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Mamalets
Make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

Kokolets
Want to control the man in their life.
Mamalets
Know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Kokolets
Check you for not calling them.
Mamalets
Are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Kokolets
Are afraid to be alone.
Mamalets
Revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

Kokolets
Ignore the good guys.
Mamalets
Ignore the bad guys.

Kokolets
Make you come home.
Mamalets
Make you want to come home.

Kokolets
Worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Mamalets
Know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Kokolets
Try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with
his friends).
Mamalets
Realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.

Kokolets
Think a guy crying is weak.
Mamalets
Offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Kokolets
Want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Mamalets
'Show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear
of losing his 'manhood'.

Kokolets
Get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Mamalets
Know that that was just one man.

Kokolets
Fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring
all 'signs'.
Mamalets
Know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move
on, without bitterness.

Kokolets
Will read this and get an attitude.
Mamalets
Will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends.

LMAO........!!!!!!!
xx

SASSY

hOW dOES tHIS pORTRAY nAIJA?

eNJOY sASSY'S vIDEO oF tHE wEEK aND fEEL fREE tO aIR yOUR oPINIONS.

xoxo

SASSY

EKO ONI BAJE!!!

Its no doubt the advent of a new era in Lagos and most lagosians are still thrilled at the great deal of change unleashed by one of the Top five Governors in Naija.

Bit by bit, we all look forward eagerly to the Lasgidi of our dreams and post a mental image of it in the next few years in our Memory.

When Governor Raji Fashola came into power after the last tenure of popular Ex Bola Tinubu (known as ojuyobo), so many people think it's going to be the God father and God son swagger and most of the BBP (Bad Belle People) look forward to another Anambra State look alike crisis or the Kwara State kind of God father God son fuck ups...

But alas, we were all caught unawares and presently AC (Action Congress) still remains a party to reckon with in the South-West. All thanks to Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Raji Tunde Fashola has made for himself a name and that name would linger on in the mouth and hearts of all Lagosians even in many years to come.

An average Lagosian would tell you that though fashola has this smiling and ever friendly face, he is a no-nonsense kind of person and whatever he sets out to do in his mind, there is no going back.

Oshodi is one of the many places that has gone through the potent FASHOLA's magical touch! Being one of the most razz and unfriendly places in lagos where anything goes and no crime in the whole of this world is a new thing, Oshodi make boost of the greatest chunk of Lasgidi's population with a kind of hustle and bustle you just can't find in any other part of Lagos.

Apart from housing big time robbers, area boys, area mommas and the like, it is an abode for the homeless, familiar spirits and even the akudayas (Dead people said to come back to life to live again). And of course all these cliques of people buy and sell in the then popular Oshodi Market.

When Governor Fashola announced the "Rebranding"..lol of Oshodi, people winked their noses and shoved it aside. Most of the people in his cabinet even advised him to - LEAVE THAT SIDE!

But today, oshodi has become a dream come true and it's an evidence of good things to come in lagos.

Presently, the sexy hot corporate cabs, the well airconditioned BRT buses, the well lite streets and the road beautification is enough reasons to say We are getting there!

Though there are still issues about road, good drainage and the likes, but The rebranding of lagos has come a long way and we can only hope that the best is truly yet to come.

We surely aint seen nothing yet, Lagos will be another small london in naija while states like Crossriver and Jos would only fit in as second best.

EKO ONI BAJE OOO!!!

Off topic: BSNC and Naijagurl perspective just diappear ni? Abeg make una come back to blogsville o, I think the break una take don do..lol..xx

xoxo

SASSY

MY WOMB AWAITS THEE…

I don’t know what you think when you see a little tot stroll by or smile at you but I feel a kind of warmness and joy within me that can be described as one without measure…
Their innocence…
Their warm hearts…
Their sweet smile that reveals their tiny sets of milk teeth…
Oh my... they are just so sweet…
And willingly I wait the day when my monthly bliss would stop and dodge a tot in my willing womb…
The day I will bear with joy the pains and gains of pregnancy…
Its tenure, its duration…lol
‘Cos the gift of a child is a blessing that can never be bought with gold by the richest gold merchant…
Ask a waiting young wife and a man termed with the word “IMPOTENT”…
And they will tell even with their expression and the deep look on their face how the pain of being a childless couple stings…
At the right time and season, don’t hold back from me Oh Lord…
Let my table be surrounded by them and let their giggles and laughter comfort the longing in my soul…

*This is for sweet Moyinoluwa Y. - even if you can only gaze...Lol, mummy would read it aloud and interpret it in the best way you can understand. WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!!
*This is also for all the little sweet konkolos worldwide too, you are all so special..xx

And I hope you all feel the humor and the joy in the video, the kind of joy only children could give.

xoxoxo

SASSY

What Greed can do...

SASSY'S TAKE:

Now this is hilarious.... Chei! People see what greed can do!

Why small thing no dey sweet person belle self ...May God deliver us from Oliver Twist oo!!!

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