I Love you all...

Ouch!!!
And here comes 2010 with such a strong force that makes me shiverr... arghhhhh!!!
To be candid 2009 had meant a lot to different people... and here it is.. melting before our very eyes leaving behind what I can as well AN HISTORY and A PAST.

We may as well forget so soon that 2009 had buried behind so many dreams, raised false hopes and aspirations and left many on the peak of regret, pain and loss.

But there is this word I love so much... that has transformed me and changed so many things about my state of mind and how I reason. That word is HOPE....

And that is what I will love to give as we all move into the New year...

*Hope enough to believe you will hit it this year
*Hope enough to achieve the extra ordinary
*Hope enough to love and be loved
*Hope enough to work towards the fulfilment of your dreams..
*Hope enough to get a life..

It's really going to be a tough one but with HOPE, the end of 2010 would bring so much laughter and tears of joy....

Have a Merry Xmas and a Fulfilling 2010

I love you all...

SASSY

Missed you all

Howdy do mii(my) SASSY PEEPS on Blogsville?
It's been hard and hectic but SASSY would be back soon.

Hope you're all looking forward to the yuletide?
Hmnn... plenty things fall my hand ooo but God pass them..lol

A thousand and one kisses and hugs to all of una patapata...*wink*wink*winkazzzzzzzzzzzzz*....lol

Missed you all...xx

SASSY

The One I call MAN

Thou hath been created to be reverenced and honored
Thou hath been created to be a Lord in thy terrain and upon thy Land
Thou hath been build up to stand firm and be a shadow that covers and protect many
Thou hath been formed to be looked unto and to be A shield to so many…
That is HE that I call MAN

Though you are not a god ‘cos you’re still Human
You are not exempted from those who make mistakes
You are not permitted to Lord it over me – a weaker vessel
In all your glory and majesty – You are to love me and cherish me
That is HE that I call MAN

Your weaknesses… I know
Your grieve… I perceive
Your fears and trials… I bear secretly with you
But I’m I to share with the world O’ MAN?

Nay…..
I will hide from the world that which I know as your weaknesses
I will cover and take it upon me to nurture and polish so it can be your strength O’MAN
I will grieve with you even though it’s done in fear O’MAN
‘Cause your sleepless nights and your unshed tears I can feel with panic in my soul O’MAN

And for your fears? They are my fears O’MAN
They are the unseen chords that binds us in dry bitter twist My MAN
They tear through our skin…deep into our tones of flesh and they cause us so many pains O’MAN
Yet… they are our fears and our unknown tomorrow….
They are our stepping stones to a brighter future O’MAN

Our trials are our triumphs O’MAN
They will make us soar higher than the Eagle My MAN
They are our victory over shame O’MAN
They are permitted ‘cos they can only give us hints to a glorious future.

So I won’t….. My MAN
I won’t stand back to watch the World mock you…
‘Cos you are to be honored and to be greatly revered
I won’t stand to watch the World giggle behind your back
I will turn the other way and tell of your good sides they don’t know

‘Cos you were never born perfect My MAN…
And I aint looking for a Perfect MAN either
But he that will complement my weakness with His strength and my strength with his weakness
You are the one I call MAN
And MAN you will ever be to me - WOMAN

Sassy's "Never Rules"

Howdy do Blogsville...

See what I have become on a Monday morning ooo, was just getting rid of the junks on my disk drive when I saw so many copies of the "Works of my hands"..lol. I have never been a counsellor ooo and I'm not looking forward to being one either, but I think I should share this 'cos I believe it would help someone out there. They are just tips for you and ofcourse guys can learn from this too. Thinking of creating another label maybe I go call that one "Sassy Counsel"...lol

NEVER ASSUME EVERYTHING IS OKAY

Okay, probably he has changed like a chameleon within minutes! Never you assume things are okay. Men are more like books with pages that needs to be studied thoroughly! You should be able to know your man to an extent that you can clearly decode every twist of his face and can even predict his action before he takes them.

That’s how simple they are… now see me talking like a pro…lol

But to be candid, that is the fact.

If he tells you lies, you must know, if he sleeps outside, thou must know as well.. just stare into those eyes and you will see so many things he is not saying and so many secrets he is not telling so start searching for evidence….lol (No follow me ooo)

And if you sense trouble and decide to keep mum, you are on your own.

Bottom line, “Don’t ever assume everything is okay”

NEVER THINK OF MOVING IN JUST YET

We all are guilty of this right?

Oh yeah he said he loves me, he said he can’t just think of living without me, he said this… he said that… Thou fool!

Men like it easy you know, they so like life easy and if they can scale through the hurdles of procedures, they won’t mind.

You better make him responsible ‘cos only you have the power to.

But really if you want to keep doing the occasionally sleep over’s, occasionally free fucks, free laundry, free meals and dishes and free “so many other things” in spite of seeing tale tell signs it’s not getting you anyway, when issue starts to rise, don’t complain!

NEVER THINK SO MUCH OF HIM FOOTING THE BILL

I use to wonder why we ladies are never satisfied with anything.

We want more of it all abi I lie... (More sex, More money, More TLC, More magas and Aristos, probably more toasters and more wahala) Don’t even deny that!

It is not our fault really, it is just the nature we are formed in.

But where the wahala comes from, is looking unto him and making him look like the Mr.Jehovah Jireh like without him supplying your needs in his riches in glory, yu won't breathe…

NEVER TELL EVERYTHING TO GURLFRENDS

If you want no listen o.

NEVER SAY EVERYTHING ON FACEBOOK

I don’t know what you may think of this and I’m not interested in what you may think either.

One thing is sure, Facebook has been more like an hidden disaster in the relationships of so many ignorant victims and so are other online sites too.

One just have to be very careful and watch it.

NEVER EVER THINK YOU KNOW HIM TOO WELL

Looks like he told you everything about him shey? Okay ooo… swallow it hook, line and sinker and don’t verify ooo….

Men are quite funny and believe me by the time you see the real him, you will definitely not like what you see cause you have fallen in love with the fake him.

NEVER TELL HIM EVERYTHING

Code and decode…. Don’t get me twisted up in this...

NEVER TAKE YOUR LOOKS FOR GRANTED

I think I really need to do more on this…lol

If you think sey you fine, another babe fine pass you o..infact let me site my working place as an example… by the time wowo babes baff up for you ehn.. you go dey look and drool even as a lady ooo…damn!

Tush up girlfriend, tighten the tighten-able’s’… tone the tone-able's', push up the push up-able's'… ko si arugbo ni Ghana oo.

If in places like Abuja, 60 year old women like Senator Ita – giwa are listed as the top ‘most sexy’ babes… yeah right..quote me ..’MOST SEXY BABES’… then werrin twenties like we dey look biko?

Make him spend that money even if he spends a quarter on other babes, let him spend more than half on you. No more dry stories like “I no get money” abeg, if he no wan spend am other guys would ooo so you better do him the favor of making him spend it. Oh yeah it is a favor!

LMAO!!!

No biffing ooo, just tell me what you 'al think.

Enjoy your day

Luv you all loads.

xx

Cosmo Questions.... Sassy's Answers...lol

Here comes mine… got this from CICI who got it from GOODNAIJAGIRL who got it from a fellow blogger, who got it from Cosmo mag..lol... So Who’s next? lol

Itching to work with… nobody… Longing to be on my own joor!!! Having my own thing and doing my own thing and of course making my own dough…

Listening to… Asa’s A place to be. Can’t just get that song off my head for once. Went to a branch of GTBank very close to my office lastweek ni o, and you know the song nah dem new anthem (Theme Song)... and ever since I’ve been playing it again and again like hey…. Check it out… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGeiUXZ91NQ, http://go.sturvs.com/pHq-

Driving… ...Won't mind the 2009 Porsche Cayenne gaskia… that SUV is way too bad..wetin?!!! I still dey salivate oooo… I need a car like maaaadddd!!!

Shopping fix… How about Balogun market (Naija) for the shackles…hahahahahaahahahahahaha!!! I don’t know jare… let me keep googling….heyhey…

Signature scent… Loving my ck Euphoria. That perf snatched me from my regular ck Confession ni o. but it’s more like a regular sha, there is this crazy perf my fiancé uses and it’s so sweeet believe me. Masculine? Yeah it is but I love it all the same, sorry can't even remember the name gan… Looking forward to stealing it someday sha. He recently got me The Calvin Klein fragrances for Women (This deluxe collection) And I love them all so much that it spend its first seven night sleeping with me on my bed. lol... And then my Paul Smith…hmnnn… how can I forget that? ...Loving my Paul Smith WOMEN too. So a favourite? I no get but I think I'm in love with so many Old Skool signature scent sha...that was what HTB told me.

Necessary extravagance… Shoeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssss…oh yeah just like CICI… shoesssssss…gladiators, platforms….just shoessssssssssssss….WTH!!!

Maintenance must-haves… My Avon Moisture Therapy, one intensive Handcream of a kind and it's for extremely dry skin…hmnnn… and my St’ Ives Apricot scrub..woaaaahhhh! I made it a once in a week thingy… or a Saturday thingy rather.. (What’s the difference anyway?) lol. Gives you that young glowing skin. Luv It pa!!!

Fear factor… Na tomorrow o… Mere thought of tomorrow gives me the shivers.Thank God I no trust all these seers..lol. Who knows? I would probably have visited one gaskia. But heck!...

Currently craving… Revenge. Don’t give me that kain eye abeg. You heard me right…revenge!!! Beni.

Speed dialing… Dad, Mum, Siblins and Fiancé

Latest splurge… *Thinks*Thinks again*...Hmnnn… okay I give up!!! None for now…awwccchhhhhh!!! maybe....maybe...emm...let's see sha...

If I weren’t a...Banker... I’ll probably be a Photographer, a Model, a Poet, a Musician..Anything of the art sha. Just want to stop dreaming of where, how and when to invest people’s money while they sit their fine arse at home**

Dreaming of... My boooooooooooooooooooo! Damn!!! Why did I love this guy like hmnnn?!!!!

So, I’m also passing this over...who’s next? Just copy and paste...then delete my answers and fill in yours.

How una dey this morning my sweet peeps? It's a lovely day, enjoy yours...

PS: Added a shelfari Book Shelf to my Blog page last week. It's a collection of books I've got in my Library. Click on "GET YOUR OWN SHELF" to get one on your Blog page too i.e if you're interested though.

Basket Mouth Uncensored comes up on the 27th of this Month (September) so watch this page for more on details.

Luv you all...
xoxo

Dang! You are screwed!!!

Why are so many people full of shit?!
Nosey peckers, Prying Scumbags, Snoopy Dunderheads and Slum fools who fool themselves around nosing around you and what happens to you.
Why do some people rejoice over knowing what goes around in and out your world? They have made it their chore for the day….
Why do people you call friends come behind to stab you at your back?

This life is just crazy and full of shit!
The heart of this thing called Man…hmnnn …Who can tell?
Full of Skillful deceit, treacherously cunning, Tricky, Crafty,
It is more like a barren land for heap of dung… a kind of dung hill,
A repugnantly filthy or degraded place… that is what should best describe their heart…

I have vowed never to wonder why some people can never rise above their head, they can never make out anything good in life… because they are busy nosing around other people’s business and affairs.
Go nose around for all I care and go fill yourself with your own sh**t… you aint seen nothing yet.
Oh yes you… I MEAN YOU!!! Go figure….

A word of thanks to all my last Commentators, you are all very special and sweet. *winkazzzz*

SASSY

Heart Bleed...

My heart bleeds….
And kept bleeding
On and on … I need relief
As they keep flashing back to me now…

Journeying thru love...

It is a strong feeling that should not be defined
Because its scope and entities is beyond human comprehension
It is rather an emotion... that nudge deep down and find its dwelling in the heart of all
With such great force that can never be neglected no matter how hard we all try...

Whatever brings about love... wherever it comes from
It has wrecked so many havocs and blessed so many of hearts
I think it will work for you just the way you want it too...
Either way... it leaves behind two things ...doom or joy that cannot be fathomed...
It's not in words spoken or can it be justified through actions

Maybe it goes beyond us all and works differently for different people...
Maybe what it means to you differ from what it means to me..
Maybe the way I judge it might just be different from the judgement in your own eyes..
But it does exist and we all know....

Agape, Emotional, Physical...maybe sexual.... All are types of love aint they?
But the most common is the boy meet girl type...
And it no doubt fit into all of the above...

And then the journey starts... from God knows where...
The trauma, the pain, the thrills and the booms of love...
But when well nursed it blooms and glows to the amazement and envy of all...
Though it breeds so many evil vices on its way..
...Envy, Strife, Pride, Jealousy and Rage...
The good ones too are not left behind

Joy, Peace and Tranquility...

But when love calls... where love breeds... what love does...hmnnn
No one can tell, no one can see, no one understands...
But it is a good thing to fall inlove.....


SASSY

Sticky Stickers

I love stickers and I love to share every captivating and intriguing one I come across. This is one that still lingers and I can't help but post it for you all to dissolve in and meditate hard on. It speaks.....

This is my message to you all as you round up today.

We all have our ups and down and left and right like a naughty colleague of mine would say but hey... tomorrow is another day.
It's worth looking unto with great hope and aspirations.

Enjoy the rest of the evening and have a wonderful rest.

xx

SASSY

WEDDING SWAGGER!!!

Got this circulating recently and I'm like werrin self? lol

I no biff o but em...em...emm, na dem belly sweet reach so both hussy and wiffy? Anyway, just doing some random thinking ni o...

Whats your opinion?

xxx

SASSY

Ladies!!! KOKOLETS OR MAMALETS?

I remembered having a tug of war with a paddy of mine wayback for calling me a "mamalet" instead of a "kokolet"
All attempts (From his end) to make me see reasons as to how Mamalets is better than kokolets proved abortive.

Reasons?
Well, me self no know o, shey una see werrin D'Banj go cause with im slangs dem... I tire o gaskia.
But whatever the case might be, I don't know the difference between Kokolets and Mamalets and I dont think I want to know anyway but from the words, I use to think Mamalets is an older and shaer (as in sha in yoruba language which conotes Expired) version of Kokolets not until I got this mail.
Enjoy.

Kokolets
Leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Mamalets
Make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

Kokolets
Want to control the man in their life.
Mamalets
Know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Kokolets
Check you for not calling them.
Mamalets
Are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Kokolets
Are afraid to be alone.
Mamalets
Revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

Kokolets
Ignore the good guys.
Mamalets
Ignore the bad guys.

Kokolets
Make you come home.
Mamalets
Make you want to come home.

Kokolets
Worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Mamalets
Know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Kokolets
Try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with
his friends).
Mamalets
Realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.

Kokolets
Think a guy crying is weak.
Mamalets
Offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Kokolets
Want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Mamalets
'Show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear
of losing his 'manhood'.

Kokolets
Get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Mamalets
Know that that was just one man.

Kokolets
Fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring
all 'signs'.
Mamalets
Know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move
on, without bitterness.

Kokolets
Will read this and get an attitude.
Mamalets
Will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends.

LMAO........!!!!!!!
xx

SASSY

MY WOMB AWAITS THEE…

I don’t know what you think when you see a little tot stroll by or smile at you but I feel a kind of warmness and joy within me that can be described as one without measure…
Their innocence…
Their warm hearts…
Their sweet smile that reveals their tiny sets of milk teeth…
Oh my... they are just so sweet…
And willingly I wait the day when my monthly bliss would stop and dodge a tot in my willing womb…
The day I will bear with joy the pains and gains of pregnancy…
Its tenure, its duration…lol
‘Cos the gift of a child is a blessing that can never be bought with gold by the richest gold merchant…
Ask a waiting young wife and a man termed with the word “IMPOTENT”…
And they will tell even with their expression and the deep look on their face how the pain of being a childless couple stings…
At the right time and season, don’t hold back from me Oh Lord…
Let my table be surrounded by them and let their giggles and laughter comfort the longing in my soul…

*This is for sweet Moyinoluwa Y. - even if you can only gaze...Lol, mummy would read it aloud and interpret it in the best way you can understand. WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!!
*This is also for all the little sweet konkolos worldwide too, you are all so special..xx

And I hope you all feel the humor and the joy in the video, the kind of joy only children could give.

xoxoxo

SASSY

WHAT A WEEK!!!

Now the day is over
Night is drawing nigh
Shadows of the evening
Still across the sky...

You remember that hymn don't yah? You better do...lol
I have always looked forward to singing that hymn every single day of my life way back then in primary school. Truth is I have never enjoyed primary school abeg and I look forward to closing hour with great enthusiasm and zeal. Aint we all guilty of that?

Immediately the closing bell goes off ....oh my..oh my!
We will all scream and jump up while we grab our bags and run down to the assembly hall to say the closing prayers and we all sing with great gusto and passion - the kain sing wey we no sing for morning assembly. lol.

You can imagine the over excitement we would exume then when it is a friday, the sheer thought of staying away from school for two days is enough to make us sing and bring down the roof of the hall as our voices can be heard miles away from the barricaded walls of our school hall.... Great lil' Choristers we were then...hmnn!

If I actually thought those days and eras were past gone, then I might just be in for a shocker 'cos fridays still remains my No 1 day in the whole of the week till date. Though for different reasons now sha.

And believe me I have looked forward to today (This friday) and now that it's here I can't but thank God for the two days peace of mind I will enjoy after a very tough week... oh yeah.. a very very tough and tight week!

Although there are some things one can't do without going through in this Lagos of a place but I would say this week's case is way off the board and it's an extreme case that won't stop baffling me sha... I can't but Screeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam out.... "WHAT A WEEK!!!!!!!!!" as I keep counting hours and looking forward to 6pm.

Raaaaaaaaaaainnnnnnnnnn!

Yes, the rain has been really ........ this week. You know how it is when it's raining on the Island end of Lasgidi, Naija don't yah? I find myself swimming... oh yeah... swimming in the durty durty water that got the whole beautiful roads and environs floded. This type of rain water gushing out from every nook and cranny had been cooked with such ingredients as dirts, urine, probably feaces and what have you... I can't help but pray fervently for this Raining season to just come to an end. Though it's really refreshing and ofcourse its a blessing from mother nature but the one wey e do don do abeg.

Traaaaaaaaaafffffffffiiiiick!

This week's traffic has been one of a kind. Na that kain dem dey call traffic without mercy. Every nook and cranny of Lasgidi is totally congested and one has to wait till very late at night before venturing into the long journey home. Hei!!! This is just not funny. The cracky body ache you go through sitting in the car for hours while moving slowly in the yeye queue na something else and to cap it up the thought of waking early the next day can give you hypertension. Shey dis one no be suffering so? Suffering and smiling like the late King of Afrobeat would sey.

Raaaaannddddddddddddyy Bosses!

Why can't durty old pappys leave young young gurls alone just for once?! Why can't young married men finish from work and go home to their wives?!!! This is the worst week for me 'cos most of my boses eyeing me showed me Wehhn! as in weeeehhhhhhhhn! I was almost pushed to locking myself up in the "Ladies" on Wednesday and having a very good cry. This is just not fair. And to cap it up in a working environment like mine, na yawa o! I received about three memos and queries alone for no offence whatsoever from two randy boss. (One young and one Old Agbaya) Peeps, it wasn't funny! The young one is one big time flirts that has literally slept with every lady in sight for that office and the Old one is another big time pretender too. They both have money to spend and are guys you can term Lagos Big Boyz... but hey! When you no do, you no do na niyen joor! Free me!!!!!! I go survive sha.

Bloooooooooggggging!

Believe me, I have started a total of about five blogs before this that I have given up on and it is more like a tale of starting one, getting fed up and starting another! Then the advent of ST put a stop to them all 'cos I eventually ended up doing a variety thingy and spared myself the headache I would have to go through restraining myself to just one particular thing. Now I can do fashion if I choose to or venture into Entertainment and Events if I want to. Nurrin spoil....lol. But believe me Blogging no be small job o, like a friend would sey... Na Potato?!!!! Abeg no be potato! Na serious work and it takes perseverance and real hard work to update often Thumbs Up my fellow Bloggers in the Blogger's mansion... no be small thing abeg!

So this week is gone now shey, gone and would soon be history, but in all, we must endeavour to give thanks 'cos there are yet some priviledges we still enjoy than the fellow next door even if we think it's cool to virtually complain about everything (Good or Bad) we pass through journeying through life.

Enjoy your weekend peeps and always have it in mind that "Some people own worse pass yah own" And life should be enjoyed anyway because its way too short to carry a long face the whole day.

Luv you all loads...

xxx

Second Half Resolution..

When you feel
Your heart’s guarded
And you see
The break started
When the clouds
Have all departed
You’ll be right
Here with me
When your tears
Have dried form cryin’
And the world
Has turned to silent
When the clouds
Have all departed
You’ll be right
Here with me

Oh yeah, I listened again and again and yet again and believe me it all looked as if I’m just following the lyrics allover for the very first time…
The song has just spoken to me and I felt a heavy shield loosen its bolt on my heart
It dawned on me this morning that 2009 is fast rounding up its cause
Soon we will all shake hands and give out the same ol’ warm embrace as we wish one another “A HAPPY NEW YEAR”

Yesterday someone just came into our office to see my big boss.. though he was not available, the guy decided to drop his message –as according to him, the message should be attended to with immediate effect.
The message was on my table and curious me decided to satisfy my urgent “curiosity kills the cat virus”
Biko, no be me get lerra o (abi letter deni) believe me when I saw the so-called sample thing the guy brought from the Corporate Comms dept of the company, I burst out laughing.
Chineke o, na so all my colleagues just gather wan do looku looku, and of course they tuned on to my lane as we all laughed with water streaming down our eyes.

What the thing is abi? No worry I will tell una and I know una go hisss…. Shureeeeeeee! (As in sure kelebe!) Believ me some people no get work… gaskia!

The guy brought a sample of how this year’s “Seasons Greetings” card would look like and need the approval of my big boss. Shey you see why I said una go hisss no be small?!...lol
For July?... sorry June as it was yesterday anyway… ewo! People no get work.

Why would you be designing Christmas card in June? Beats me sha. Maybe na me no understand abeg make una make me understand… biko!

Why this illustration?
It narrows down to the fact that this thing go do us all like film trick.
Sooner than we expect, December 2009 will come knocking on our doors and hey! It would be the ned of another year once more.
What really were your new year resolutions in 2008? (December 31st to be précised – you know that day you went to church for the new year’s eve)
How many of these dreams and aspirations have been fulfilled?
On my own path, I get plenry (as in planty – need to redefine my ghetto slangs) and believe me I’m yet to see the fulfillment of even daya! (as in one in hausa)

So you can now understand my predicament o, when Brandy’s Right Here (Departed) lyrics starts making a whole dose of sense to me even after listening to it a thousand and one times before (No be my fault o… I just like the song die)
But I refuse to break down in deep depression ‘cos I have come to the realization that it won’t get me past my door.

I need to refuel…
I need to believe more in me and make me become what me want to be…
I need to work harder to see to the fulfillment of the dream of MOI…
I need to network right with the people that has been ordained to take me there..
I need to add more zeal and enthusiasm to my approach to my job…
I need to have all the fun too and make life a worthwhile place to live for me and others..
I need to lighten up and loosen up all work makes MOI a priry (as in pretty) dull bimbo…lol
And so do you?

Even when it seems like hey… nothing is worth achieving no more
Or if it looks like you’re so down and disappointed at the out turn of the first half…
Look up sweets, there is a silver lining right there on the sky, dunno if you see but I can see it..
And it only reminds me of one thing… I WILL GET THERE STILL… the obstacles are only there to streghthen…

Happy new Juli July to you all…
Make good use of this second half, you’ll sure be a better person for it…
Make I dash una Brandy’s lyrics to enjoy..lol, quite difficult uploading videos on my blog and I don’t know why,but will try see what I can do about it…lol
But the lyrics still go do sumrin (as in something)

When you feel
Your heart’s guarded
And you see
The break started

When the clouds
Have all departed
You’ll be right
Here with me

Dark child
You’ll be right
Here with me
Oh-oh
You’ll be right
Here with me

When your life
Is going too fast
Off the train tracks
I can slow it down

Just when you think
You ‘bout to turn back
Scared you might crash
I’ll be your ground

{Chorus}
When you feel
Your heart’s guarded
And you see
The break started
When the clouds
Have all departed
You’ll be right
Here with me
When your tears
Have dried form cryin’
And the world
Has turned to silent
When the clouds
Have all departed
You’ll be right
Here with me

I’ll be right
Here with you
You’ll be right

Here with me

When you’re so trapped
And there’s just no key
And you can’t breathe
I’ll breathe for you

The fire’s got you down
On both knees
And the walls
Are closing in

But I’ll be breaking through

And when you feel alone
I’m a be ya home
When others come and go
Ya know I got you

{Chorus}

I will be
Your strength
Your shelter
Shield you
From the rain

When you feel
{Chorus}

I’ll be right
Here with you
You’ll be right
Here with me (3x)
Yeah
……


xxx

LIBRA

Your take on this...

The movie Corpus Christi is due to be released this June to August.This disgusting film is set to appear in America later this year and it depicts Jesus and his disciples as homosexuals! As a play, this has already been in theatres for a while. It's called Corpus Christi ' whichmeans 'The Christ Body.' It's a revolting mockery of our Lord. But, we can make a difference. That's why I am sending this e-mail to you. If you do send this around, we may be able to prevent this film from showing in America and South Africa .

Apparently, some regions in Europe have already banned the film. We need a lot of prayers and a lot of e-mails.

As a Christian I want to take a stand in what I believe in and stop the mockery of Jesus Christ our Savior.

At the risk of a bit of inconvenience, I'm forwarding this to all I think would appreciate it. Please help us prevent such offenses against our Lord. It will take you less than 2 minutes to pass it on.

If you are not interested, or do not have the 2 Minutes it will take to do this , please don't complain when God does not have time for you, because He is far busier than we are..Remember, Jesus said 'Deny Me on earth and I'll deny you before my Father'

Okay.. this may look like some crap or something but hey.. it keeps filling up my mail box and I'm really getting pisssed at it!

I think I rather share it then abi werrin una think? ... I tire ooo

I really racked my brains looking for a label to post this under... but that's not the issue as the mail just be another junk mail flying around.

My take?..

The bible quote was wrong (abi maybe right sha but was over emphasized!), I hate it when I'm been compelled to do something through wuruwuru threat that holds no water (this don't complain when God does not have time for you thingy is way off the board!), and lastly we cannot fight God's battle for God - we don fight our own finish? (no doubt the sturv is wrong about Jesus being an homosexual and all that) but God knows exactly how to deal with His own enemies. Shikena

I've done my bit sha.... up to you...lol
Really, What's your take on this?

Junk?

Real?

Or is it something you've seen or heard of before?

Una opinions dey needed abeg before I run....maaaaaaaaad!

xxx

Libra (For ST)

A Man's World... Uhn?

A man’s world my #$&*\@! (Hissing all over)
Now what really is getting into the heads of guys these days?

Okay! ...The Bible said something about that in God knows what book!
About this One guy and seven ladies that want to bear his name thingy but hey! Isn't this believe making most guys to get cocky and start misbehaving?

Ladies I’m I communicating?

A guy cheats on you and tells you it’s a man’s world – meaning he can get away with it and woe betide you if you do the same!
A man messes around in marriage and calls his wife “ASHEWO TEN KOBO” if she does the same.
Where do we leave fairness and equity?

Fine! It is unheard of for ladies (mostly married ones) to sleep around (as our African Culture and ethics frowns at) but does that give the husband full right to engage in sampling varieties while the poor lady have to do with just what he (the said husband) have to offer?

Don't get me wrong ‘cos I am not justifying ladies cheating on their spouses as I don’t think I would love to do that either but Men should not give us all the reasons.

The greatest way to spite a man is sleeping around (Mostly the married) since this “withholding sex from him” thing doesn’t work out anymore (more reasons for him to cheat!) and besides who wants to withhold sex since it is a “sweet me and sweet you affair”…

Guys, if you really want to live the man’s world, then put a bit of fairness in its display as we aint gonna take s*** no more…lol

If you take great delight in spilling your seeds out there, you had better let’s have a greater share, because it has been proven time and time again that we have the highest T-Drive and can get nasty hot in the pants at the sight of a good lucking stud too.

"It is a man’s world" should not guarantee an unfair treatment to your lady
"It is a man’s world" should not satiate your ego while you live life non challantly without a care in the world!
"It is a man’s world" should not condone neglect of duties and denial of “Woman” rights.
"It is a man’s world" doesn’t indicate your rights whatsoever to have a thousand and one babies and hundreds of baby mommas and concubine!
"It is a man’s world" should not make you derive joy leaving your lady to cater for your kids while you go out there and sow more unfortunate seeds in unsuspecting ladies (victims)

What is this dictum turning you guys into?

Save us some breathe and be responsible!!!

Even if you can get away with so many things (So you think), hear out the voice of your conscience in deep agony nibbling and pricking you and stating it to you so clearly, audible to you alone… Listen, open your ears and listen!

There’s more to life than just chop and clean mouth…
There’s more to destiny than just living for the moment…
There’s more to happiness than just the pleasure of now…
There is a future that never lies! (And the price depends on the past you have lived)

Let's celebrate your world in ours...

Our World whose existence you have greatly denied and never acknowledged!

Give us reasons to... Plssssssss

RESPECT!
My name is LIBRA (For ST)

Let's weigh this on my scale

A LETTER TO MY TWO LITTLE TOTS...

Dear sweet little tots...

The journey started in agony... The thrills and pangs of pain I carried for nine months
I journeyed on with bliss beaming with joy at the thought of carrying you in my arms someday…
And when the months clocks nine, Oh what a day... Hah what a pain!
I screamed, shouted and cried with all that is in me… anything to numb the pain I feel… just anything will do…
And then here you are… just at the sight of you, all my pains dissolved… it was like they never existed
I have always longed for the day you will nestle in my cozy arms encircled therein as you share in my warmth…
I have always looked forward to the day I will hug you so close to me, as we feel the beats of our hearts throbbing in symphony as our breathe goes with the rhythm of the flow.
I have always longed for the day I will have you clustered at my back – my heap of joy – as you rest your little sweet head in the hollow of my back... Oh yeah… if only it can go into my spine and seek more comfort there.
Oh my toddled tot… my noodle toddle tot…
God’s heritage and my flowing source of joy and happiness…
My reward from the Lord though young but tomorrow’s greatness
Placed high above adults and mighty men…
With humility so striking and innocence so sincere…
With arms as strong as daddy and gusto as healthy too…
With cheeks as chubby as mummy and a mood as flaming too…
Oh my bundles of boundless joy… my blessing and portion… assigned to me to watch over
Come cuddle in mommas arms, while she rocks you with all the care in the world
Come snuggle in dada’s arms while he sings to you a sweet lullaby
Come nibble my little breast as our eyes lock in a speech only we can understand
My sweet small men with twitter as promising as the future…
For you I will… even when others let go
You are my blood and I can’t wait to have you all to myself.
I LOVE YOU TOTTIES…

MOMMY REALLY DO...

RESPECT (Show the kiddies some love)

MY NAME IS LIBRA... (FOR ST)

Happy Children’s day to all the innocent little sweet things all over…

WHY?

Why do things happen the way they happen?

You wake up at the break of dawn looking forward to a positive and brighter day – at least brighter than yesterday – after all the bible says, the path of a righteous shines forth unto the perfect day… but duh!...
And all you get? Series of disappointment and pain that cuts deep and stings like the pang of a scorpion.

Why would you have friends who will end up becoming foes?
Alright… You thought you have a friend shey? Well, I don’t have one anymore because ones that are not worth my onions are better off my way! So you better watch your back and talk less, 90% of your so called friends would rather have your back in their evil mind ‘cos it grieves them to see you soar!

Why would you have a mixture of very strong emotions for just one person all at a time…Love, Hatred, Resentments, Hot Passion, Bitterness and Rage?
Okay, who is having my take on this? At times you wonder why you love someone so bad and hate them with a perfect hatred again… stressed the fact that there is a thin line between love and hate!

Why would people pretend to be what they are not forgetting the fact that the real you would spill out someday?
Okay to you and you Mr. and Mrs. Too-good-shoes, they can only see that side for a while no matter how good an actor you are, very soon… you self go hear am!

Why does some Spirikoko brothers condemn you in church and won’t mind touching you if given the slightest opportunity? Don’t condemn me, I’ve got instances!
Know what, I “sneaked read “ a friend’s sms from her mobile yesterday – hope she is not reading this – God knows I was searching for a good sms to send to someone (rolling eyes) and what did I see? A text she sent to her “PHASTOR”...I mean Pastor Fiancée, telling him of how disappointed she was they ended up doing it yesterday! Now this fiancée of hers is the same guy that believes I’m the bad influence in his beloved’s life. He crucifies my dress sense, my face painting, my “sokoto”...Lol, my long hair styles (he believes makes me look like an ayamatanga) and my general lifestyle! Though I caught him twice staring at my booty and I wonder! If you are a bloody pretender, you ALL suck for all I care!

Why do some people find it so difficult to put their mouth where their word is? Lol (My emphasis)
I am Mr. Universe and I can do this and that. Ladies don’t need this oga and Men don’t need this too aunty. If only we can all mould our integrity and be a man/woman of our words...Lol

Why does the Law of Karma catch up with the very wrong people? Fuck that law Jo!
Oh yes, fuck the law of karma, Solomon had 700 wives who turned his face away from the Lord and what did God do in return, he made him scale through and made his generation pay back (me no say God no fair o). But scrap this law called karma!
Who told you if you no sleep with a married man at youth, your husband won’t chase skirts when you get married? Abi who told you if you steal money you no go use am do better thing?.. Spare me abeg! As we grow older, we learn!

Why should you do people good when they will pay you back with evil?
Yep, we all know that don’t we? No comment!

Why do most men hide under the façade of issues to run away from responsibilities?
Yes, lazy lazy men! You had better move on gurl before you eat the bread of sorrow and live in abject poverty!
If your parents were so poor (pity!!!), most you end up in their shoes?
Wake up.

Why won’t some gurls remove the veil off their face and see?
He loves you shey? So you think dumb skull! You had better wake up!!!
If he truly does, he will always avoid what he knows gets at you and pisses you off! He will get others out of the way at least in your face (who cares what he does at your back?) for peace to reign.

Why should we miss out in the fun earlier in life and try making up for it later?
I have learnt that there are so many things you missed as a teen or while growing up that will make you drool as you grow into adulthood. You had better have your fun now while it last before you get tied to one dull guy in future.

Why do some people stay online 24/7?
Oh yes, I have a load of peeps that does this… Werrin be my own anyway? Aproko like me shebi?
Okay o, no find something valuable to do with your time, keep living in a bloody world of fantasy till your life gets wasted.

Why do guys love booty and bobby? Lol
They are always looking at your chest and back so don’t ask me how I knew! No matter how flat chested you are or how flat your arse may be, they will look. Mchew!

Why do gurls love it when their guys spend for them even if they are ten times richer?
Oh yeah… if you are not the spending guy, then you are not the ladies man. Shikena!!!

Why do people move from “Single” to “In a relationship” to “Engaged” to “Married” to “Divorced” to “It’s complicated” and then back to “Single” in the space of one month on Facebook?
Now this one is serious, beats me!!
Is an affair now a Ping-Pong thing or a trial and error thing, if you keep looking for the perfect person you will never find! The devil you know…hmmn!!!

Why are ladies so revengeful and spiteful in issues that concern the one they love? God save thy neck o son of man if your woman truly loves you!
Every little detail will be maximized till you get bored..lol
Run away for cover from an over possessive woman except in rare cases whereby you love her more.

Why do guys earn a higher percentage on the cheating scale?
You want to know? The truth is always the truth. If he is not telling you, you had better find out!If your house maid fine pass you, he go look ooo… and he go possibly do..lol. Better find your way round looking good, if he isn’t footing the bill to a nice hair do, Monthly facial treatment, body scrub and gorgeous wears, he aint worth it after all! Take a break!!!

Why are some guys so damnnnn stingy? Got one in my closet!
Oh yes, one that gets irritated when it is so obvious you were going to ask him for some little changeee! One that finds it so difficult to part with anything at all! I tell you some guys are so stingy. Need we say more? We self dey try for ourself oga, aint looking forward to your durty currency!

Why do gurls have to ovulate and experience terrible pain each month? Wished mine was different...lol
E no easy, but if we are tired of menstruating and scared of menopause, which one we wan do self?

RESPECT!

My name is LIBRA (For ST)

Let's weigh this on my scale...