Or probably a carry over of the one before?
... Is the future making sense?
Some ladies call this love with no bounds, unconditional love!
See how life is treating men. I'm sure some ladies won't mind all men being like this!
I wonder if this is love, madness, slavery or evil machination? May this never be our portion.
I hear the men say a loud AMEN!!!
Peeps on blogsville, I nearly got my rosy cheeks slapped this morning because of this picture and the message right beside it. How e take happen? Where e take happen? I go yarn una make una chill…lol
This picture and message started its journey of circulation this morning in my office o and it raised so many unpleasant comments from the guys or rather a large percent of the guys.
“Why would I do dishes and tie my own child on my back? Na jazz?!”…One guy said.
“God forbid, the woman must have washed kurukurru from her private part into the guy’s soup! Afiam!!” Another mumu guy chirped in.
“Ha!!!! If Na me, my mama go don come from village come organize serious deliverance for me” (Indeed dumb skull! Mchew!!!)
And bladibladibla…na so they raked on and on and won’t stop o.
Ewoooooooooooooo! I just can’t believe!!! So guys in this present age can open their rotten mouth and talk like this? When will unnecessary pride and ego end in these naija men’s lives? When will they open their eyes and just see some things and just wake up from traditional slumber?
And we go talk sey we read book and we wan better pass our papas, grand and great grand papas!!!!
Why some of them go school self? Why not sit in the village and keep up with the maintenance of the family farm? Mchewwww!
It got to a stage where I cum put my own join and that was when serious katakata burst and some guy nearly slap my face. What I said shey? Okay I said bobos wait o, but you don’t have to tie the baby on your backs now, you can just strap it with a Baby Strap in front of you and embrace it warmly and that was when the argument transcend to another level entirely.
“Sassy, shut up and stop staying rubbish! Why would I strap my child in front of me when I’m not a kangaroo? Only kangaroos are designed to do that. My wife won’t even dare strap my own baby like that in front of her chest, she have to tie him properly at her back the traditional way. This is not yankee, this is African!” “That is why this days’ kids are so daft… my mother tied me on her back, she no strap me with baby strap.” (Story!)
Oooooooooooooooo…… okay oooo! Na so all the ladies for our office –it’s a pity they are just few of us – started serious wahala with our bobos dem o.
Eweee! Na so I talk ooo. Abi people, wetin una go talk? I’m so dazed and pissed off at the same time.
These are the same guys that embrace modern norms like hugging a fellow female colleague and giving them a peck on both sides of their cheeks as a mode of greetings (How dem no go like that one?! Guinea fowls!!!) Na that kain tradition dem fit inculcate from the western world ba? But to strap dem own pikin for front na big deal and dem wife too must not do that 'cos according to their newly made theory "Strapping a baby on your chest will automatically turn the baby to a mumu, Babies should be tied to their Mother's back"… goddam moda f**kers!
Shey na working class woman go dey carry iro and oja about abi?
One was even like that is against the Yoruba tradition! Biko abeg make we see road. Chei!!!
How una dey jare?
Chei! Mummy!!! This one too much nah...
No doubt BASKET MOUTH gat my ribs cracking at this joke...lol
Enjoy this, you're all gonna love this..
Been a while isn't it?
Sassy has been a bit uptight and very busy this week but at least I still manage to do one update even if nah one post.
*Check out Moi's new add on.. mahhh playlist...lol.
See as I dey talk am as if the song there pass two...lol
Saw this on Tisha's blog and I got hooked instanta...
Would still be topping up my list really..but guess what... Asa's "THE PLACE TO BE" got me no doubt and I'm copy copying (yes I be copy copy) GTBank to make it my Blog's Anthem... and the lyrics is right beneath it so have fun with me guys....
And open your mind to great possibilities...
Off to my favourite blogs dem, let's see what's going on...
Love you all loads
Shopping fix… How about Balogun market (Naija) for the shackles…hahahahahaahahahahahaha!!! I don’t know jare… let me keep googling….heyhey…
Signature scent… Loving my ck Euphoria. That perf snatched me from my regular ck Confession ni o. but it’s more like a regular sha, there is this crazy perf my fiancé uses and it’s so sweeet believe me. Masculine? Yeah it is but I love it all the same, sorry can't even remember the name gan… Looking forward to stealing it someday sha. He recently got me The Calvin Klein fragrances for Women (This deluxe collection) And I love them all so much that it spend its first seven night sleeping with me on my bed. lol... And then my Paul Smith…hmnnn… how can I forget that? ...Loving my Paul Smith WOMEN too. So a favourite? I no get but I think I'm in love with so many Old Skool signature scent sha...that was what HTB told me.
Necessary extravagance… Shoeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssss…oh yeah just like CICI… shoesssssss…gladiators, platforms….just shoessssssssssssss….WTH!!!
Maintenance must-haves… My Avon Moisture Therapy, one intensive Handcream of a kind and it's for extremely dry skin…hmnnn… and my St’ Ives Apricot scrub..woaaaahhhh! I made it a once in a week thingy… or a Saturday thingy rather.. (What’s the difference anyway?) lol. Gives you that young glowing skin. Luv It pa!!!
Fear factor… Na tomorrow o… Mere thought of tomorrow gives me the shivers.Thank God I no trust all these seers..lol. Who knows? I would probably have visited one gaskia. But heck!...
Currently craving… Revenge. Don’t give me that kain eye abeg. You heard me right…revenge!!! Beni.
Speed dialing… Dad, Mum, Siblins and Fiancé
Latest splurge… *Thinks*Thinks again*...Hmnnn… okay I give up!!! None for now…awwccchhhhhh!!! maybe....maybe...emm...let's see sha...
If I weren’t a...Banker... I’ll probably be a Photographer, a Model, a Poet, a Musician..Anything of the art sha. Just want to stop dreaming of where, how and when to invest people’s money while they sit their fine arse at home**
Dreaming of... My boooooooooooooooooooo! Damn!!! Why did I love this guy like hmnnn?!!!!
So, I’m also passing this over...who’s next? Just copy and paste...then delete my answers and fill in yours.
How una dey this morning my sweet peeps? It's a lovely day, enjoy yours...
PS: Added a shelfari Book Shelf to my Blog page last week. It's a collection of books I've got in my Library. Click on "GET YOUR OWN SHELF" to get one on your Blog page too i.e if you're interested though.
Basket Mouth Uncensored comes up on the 27th of this Month (September) so watch this page for more on details.
Luv you all...