Sassy's "Never Rules"

Howdy do Blogsville...

See what I have become on a Monday morning ooo, was just getting rid of the junks on my disk drive when I saw so many copies of the "Works of my hands"..lol. I have never been a counsellor ooo and I'm not looking forward to being one either, but I think I should share this 'cos I believe it would help someone out there. They are just tips for you and ofcourse guys can learn from this too. Thinking of creating another label maybe I go call that one "Sassy Counsel"...lol

NEVER ASSUME EVERYTHING IS OKAY

Okay, probably he has changed like a chameleon within minutes! Never you assume things are okay. Men are more like books with pages that needs to be studied thoroughly! You should be able to know your man to an extent that you can clearly decode every twist of his face and can even predict his action before he takes them.

That’s how simple they are… now see me talking like a pro…lol

But to be candid, that is the fact.

If he tells you lies, you must know, if he sleeps outside, thou must know as well.. just stare into those eyes and you will see so many things he is not saying and so many secrets he is not telling so start searching for evidence….lol (No follow me ooo)

And if you sense trouble and decide to keep mum, you are on your own.

Bottom line, “Don’t ever assume everything is okay”

NEVER THINK OF MOVING IN JUST YET

We all are guilty of this right?

Oh yeah he said he loves me, he said he can’t just think of living without me, he said this… he said that… Thou fool!

Men like it easy you know, they so like life easy and if they can scale through the hurdles of procedures, they won’t mind.

You better make him responsible ‘cos only you have the power to.

But really if you want to keep doing the occasionally sleep over’s, occasionally free fucks, free laundry, free meals and dishes and free “so many other things” in spite of seeing tale tell signs it’s not getting you anyway, when issue starts to rise, don’t complain!

NEVER THINK SO MUCH OF HIM FOOTING THE BILL

I use to wonder why we ladies are never satisfied with anything.

We want more of it all abi I lie... (More sex, More money, More TLC, More magas and Aristos, probably more toasters and more wahala) Don’t even deny that!

It is not our fault really, it is just the nature we are formed in.

But where the wahala comes from, is looking unto him and making him look like the Mr.Jehovah Jireh like without him supplying your needs in his riches in glory, yu won't breathe…

NEVER TELL EVERYTHING TO GURLFRENDS

If you want no listen o.

NEVER SAY EVERYTHING ON FACEBOOK

I don’t know what you may think of this and I’m not interested in what you may think either.

One thing is sure, Facebook has been more like an hidden disaster in the relationships of so many ignorant victims and so are other online sites too.

One just have to be very careful and watch it.

NEVER EVER THINK YOU KNOW HIM TOO WELL

Looks like he told you everything about him shey? Okay ooo… swallow it hook, line and sinker and don’t verify ooo….

Men are quite funny and believe me by the time you see the real him, you will definitely not like what you see cause you have fallen in love with the fake him.

NEVER TELL HIM EVERYTHING

Code and decode…. Don’t get me twisted up in this...

NEVER TAKE YOUR LOOKS FOR GRANTED

I think I really need to do more on this…lol

If you think sey you fine, another babe fine pass you o..infact let me site my working place as an example… by the time wowo babes baff up for you ehn.. you go dey look and drool even as a lady ooo…damn!

Tush up girlfriend, tighten the tighten-able’s’… tone the tone-able's', push up the push up-able's'… ko si arugbo ni Ghana oo.

If in places like Abuja, 60 year old women like Senator Ita – giwa are listed as the top ‘most sexy’ babes… yeah right..quote me ..’MOST SEXY BABES’… then werrin twenties like we dey look biko?

Make him spend that money even if he spends a quarter on other babes, let him spend more than half on you. No more dry stories like “I no get money” abeg, if he no wan spend am other guys would ooo so you better do him the favor of making him spend it. Oh yeah it is a favor!

LMAO!!!

No biffing ooo, just tell me what you 'al think.

Enjoy your day

Luv you all loads.

xx