Missed you all

Howdy do mii(my) SASSY PEEPS on Blogsville?
It's been hard and hectic but SASSY would be back soon.

Hope you're all looking forward to the yuletide?
Hmnn... plenty things fall my hand ooo but God pass them..lol

A thousand and one kisses and hugs to all of una patapata...*wink*wink*winkazzzzzzzzzzzzz*....lol

Missed you all...xx

SASSY

MTN Project Fame II

Mike Anyasodo the 26 year old undergraduate student of Ambrose Alli University, has emerged winner of MTN Project Fame season 2.
On Sunday 28th of September 2009, Mike fought off tough competition from his fellow final 5 contestants: Liberian Nicholas Buigar, Madonna Robinson, Tomiwa Sangonuga and Krimi Johnson.

The 2nd season of MTN Project Fame commenced on the 19th of July, since then, the contestants have been groomed for stardom by the academy’s team of coaches and advisers.
They had been performing each week for the televised broadcast as contestant after contestant was eliminated from the competition. Congrats to Mike! As his prize, he receives a N2.5 million cheque, a Toyota RAV 4 and a 1 year recording contract. Nicholas Buigar, the first runner-up, won N1.5 million and a Toyota Corolla; Tomiwa Sangonuga, the second runner-up won N1 million and a Toyota Yaris, while Krimi Johnson, the third runner-up got N1 million

I really want to share this...

Biko... Blog ville come see oo..
A very good friend of mine decided to pick me and make me one of his numerous students ni o and you can't imagine what he taught me... slangs... as in Naija Hawtest slangs...

This is really humorous, and believe me it's been like months now since I've had this stocked in somewhere on my drive but I never still learn am finish.
Maybe posting it on my blog page will somehow help...abi?

Oya make una cum learn Naija top 50 slangs for proudly naijassss.... and if you don't know/or never heard at least five of this slang before, then maybe we should start questioning the naija blood flowing through your veins..lol

Enjoy...


1. LWKM - Laugh wan kill me
2. LWKMD - Laugh wan kill me die
3. MIDG - make i dey go
4. WGYL - we go yarn later
5. IGA - I gbadun am
6. ICS - I can't shout
7. DJM - Don't jealous me
8. WBDM - Who born d maga
9. UDC - U de craze
10. NUS - Na u sabi
11. WSU - who send u
12. OSABZ - over sabi
13. ITK - I too know
14. WDH - wetin dey happen
15. NDH - nutin dey happen
16. FMJ - free me jo
17. BBP - bad bele people
18. HUD - how u dey
19. WKP - waka pass
20. BBG - baby girl
21. KKL - Kokolette
22. MML - mamalette
23 GFF- Gbono fe le fe le (e.g., she GFF)
24. NTT - Na true talk
25. IKU - It koncain u?
26. NDM - no dull me
27. LGT - let's goo there
28. IFSA - I for slap am
29. IGDO - I go die o
30. YB - Yess boss
31. NLT - No long thing
32. 2GB - 2 gbaski
33. CWJ - carry waka jorh
34. WBYO - wetin be your own
35. U2D - U 2 do
36. U2DV - U 2 dey vex
37. MKG - maka gini?
38. WSDP - who send dem papa
39. INS - i no send
40. INFS - i no fit shout
41. WWY - who wan yarn
42. NBST - no be small thing
43. NWO - na wah oooooo
44. NMA - no mind am
45. MIHW - make i hear word
46. NBL - no be lie
47. NB? - na beans?
48 wd - wetin dey
49. UNGKM - u no go kill me
50. o2s - omo 2 sexy


SASSY

Nerd Glasses hawt rush...

What is it with NERD GLASSES o people?
Looks like this trend has gone way beyond the runway thingy and Sassy ladies and Gents are going gaga over the Harry Porter's style and embracing it like WTH!!!
The hawt fashion accessory is characterised with its very big frame rim in lovely and very bright colors - depending on your own style of course.
And to be candid, the mere thought of peeps spending big pepper to get the fashion item baffles me!

Can you dare? Your guess is as good as mine...lol

aNTI sTRESS aNTIDOTE...

No doubt BASKET MOUTH gat my ribs cracking at this joke...lol
Enjoy this, you're all gonna love this..

Howdy Blogsville?
Been a while isn't it?

Sassy has been a bit uptight and very busy this week but at least I still manage to do one update even if nah one post.

*Check out Moi's new add on.. mahhh playlist...lol.
See as I dey talk am as if the song there pass two...lol
Saw this on Tisha's blog and I got hooked instanta...
Would still be topping up my list really..but guess what... Asa's "THE PLACE TO BE" got me no doubt and I'm copy copying (yes I be copy copy) GTBank to make it my Blog's Anthem... and the lyrics is right beneath it so have fun with me guys....
And open your mind to great possibilities...

Off to my favourite blogs dem, let's see what's going on...

Love you all loads

xoxo

SASSY

2face's New Status

Award Winning Naija Musician, 2Face Idibia is on the face of the news again, the scandals which has been plaguing his love life seems unending. The news in town is that 2Face has parted ways with his “two most visible mistresses”; Sumbo Ajaba and Pero Adeniyi, who had two children each for him.

According to source, 2Face gave Sumbo Ajaba who works with a second generation bank in Naija the boot on Saturday 15th august 2009, while on vacation with her.

Pero Adeniyi is presently in the US, and one of the reasons she is said to have travelled to the US may be to reconcile with her ex-husband, whom she had a child for before she met 2Face.

2Face booting out his two mistresses seems to be based on the advice he has been receiving lately, that his sexual exploits will ruin his life and music career.

Is 2Face trying to redeem his image by doing away with the women in his life to his dwindling career.

The issue of him impregnating this and that has brought him so much trouble and bad name. May be that is the best thing to do anyway...

Ex MBGN, Adaeze and Joseph Yobo's sizzling affair..

The pair had been secretly seeing each other but made their relationship public recently at actress rita dominics birthday bash at lacapane tropicana in april 2009!

The two lovebirds who recently confirmed their romance to encomium magazine in an interview secretly got engaged before adaeze boarded her flight to begin school at UCLA.

Sources inform that the excited lovebirds have the approval of adas lawyer mum and excited talks are already on for the wedding plans which might be sooner than expected.

Sources also inform that adaezes ex lover kevin has gotten wind of this new plans and is very upset about it as he had invested a lot of money on the ex-queen.

Hear the sources''it was a dramatic proposal at heathrow airport on wednesday september 2,2009 as the deputy captain of Nigeria's Super Eagles and top defender of Everton went down on his knees at the airport and asked adaeze to marry him. the excited but shocked ex- queen allowed him slip the ring on her finger and agreed to marry him with tears running down her cheeks.

Adaeze has been telling all her friends about the good news and her mum is so excited''.

The lovebirds had been together in yobos liverpool house for three weeks before ada left for school.

Long before their romance hit the newstand,''ada had confirmed to close sources that yobo was her dream man and that her love had tamed his roving eyes''.

The ex beauty queen is spotting a diamond engagmeent ring rumoured to be worth a lot of pound sterlings.
Congrats to both,heres hoping their union fulfils them!

The One I call MAN

Thou hath been created to be reverenced and honored
Thou hath been created to be a Lord in thy terrain and upon thy Land
Thou hath been build up to stand firm and be a shadow that covers and protect many
Thou hath been formed to be looked unto and to be A shield to so many…
That is HE that I call MAN

Though you are not a god ‘cos you’re still Human
You are not exempted from those who make mistakes
You are not permitted to Lord it over me – a weaker vessel
In all your glory and majesty – You are to love me and cherish me
That is HE that I call MAN

Your weaknesses… I know
Your grieve… I perceive
Your fears and trials… I bear secretly with you
But I’m I to share with the world O’ MAN?

Nay…..
I will hide from the world that which I know as your weaknesses
I will cover and take it upon me to nurture and polish so it can be your strength O’MAN
I will grieve with you even though it’s done in fear O’MAN
‘Cause your sleepless nights and your unshed tears I can feel with panic in my soul O’MAN

And for your fears? They are my fears O’MAN
They are the unseen chords that binds us in dry bitter twist My MAN
They tear through our skin…deep into our tones of flesh and they cause us so many pains O’MAN
Yet… they are our fears and our unknown tomorrow….
They are our stepping stones to a brighter future O’MAN

Our trials are our triumphs O’MAN
They will make us soar higher than the Eagle My MAN
They are our victory over shame O’MAN
They are permitted ‘cos they can only give us hints to a glorious future.

So I won’t….. My MAN
I won’t stand back to watch the World mock you…
‘Cos you are to be honored and to be greatly revered
I won’t stand to watch the World giggle behind your back
I will turn the other way and tell of your good sides they don’t know

‘Cos you were never born perfect My MAN…
And I aint looking for a Perfect MAN either
But he that will complement my weakness with His strength and my strength with his weakness
You are the one I call MAN
And MAN you will ever be to me - WOMAN

Eight years on... (In memory of all victims of the September 11 2001's US terrorist attacks)

No doubt we've seen it all and heard it all.
But this is not history to those who lost one or more friends, families, colleagues on that day of tears and sorrow.

ST is dedicating this post to the Loving memory of all the Innocent souls who were unfortunate victims of the September 11 2001 series of terrorist attacks which destroyed the twin towers of the World Trade Center and severely damaged the Pentagon hereby claiming lives of Thousands.

May their Sweet soul Rest In Peace.

*This post should have been posted yesterday but was still in my Draft Folder to my chagrin this morning. Guess I thought it was posted and published.

xoxo

SASSY

DBANJ SPORTED WITH THE WRONG KOKOLET AT THE MOHITS CONCERT

What is going on you might as well hear me say?
Where is Miss Kokolet 2009 (Miss Bolanle Ikhiria)who ofcourse should be dbanj's official escort for the next one year.
Story has it that D'banj was seen recently in the company of Isimunirat Airewele.(the lady from the netherlands who was sent into the kokomansion to stir up the housemates).

Tatafoos whisper that Isi is the unofficial handbag that is stirring trouble in the crooners heart while others claim that the crooner is only trying to act as her claim to fame.
Whatever the reason is,they should take Bolanle along next time,she is afterall the offical escort for one year.

For your info, Isi has also joined the face of sleek compettion 2009.


SASSY

Sassy's "Never Rules"

Howdy do Blogsville...

See what I have become on a Monday morning ooo, was just getting rid of the junks on my disk drive when I saw so many copies of the "Works of my hands"..lol. I have never been a counsellor ooo and I'm not looking forward to being one either, but I think I should share this 'cos I believe it would help someone out there. They are just tips for you and ofcourse guys can learn from this too. Thinking of creating another label maybe I go call that one "Sassy Counsel"...lol

NEVER ASSUME EVERYTHING IS OKAY

Okay, probably he has changed like a chameleon within minutes! Never you assume things are okay. Men are more like books with pages that needs to be studied thoroughly! You should be able to know your man to an extent that you can clearly decode every twist of his face and can even predict his action before he takes them.

That’s how simple they are… now see me talking like a pro…lol

But to be candid, that is the fact.

If he tells you lies, you must know, if he sleeps outside, thou must know as well.. just stare into those eyes and you will see so many things he is not saying and so many secrets he is not telling so start searching for evidence….lol (No follow me ooo)

And if you sense trouble and decide to keep mum, you are on your own.

Bottom line, “Don’t ever assume everything is okay”

NEVER THINK OF MOVING IN JUST YET

We all are guilty of this right?

Oh yeah he said he loves me, he said he can’t just think of living without me, he said this… he said that… Thou fool!

Men like it easy you know, they so like life easy and if they can scale through the hurdles of procedures, they won’t mind.

You better make him responsible ‘cos only you have the power to.

But really if you want to keep doing the occasionally sleep over’s, occasionally free fucks, free laundry, free meals and dishes and free “so many other things” in spite of seeing tale tell signs it’s not getting you anyway, when issue starts to rise, don’t complain!

NEVER THINK SO MUCH OF HIM FOOTING THE BILL

I use to wonder why we ladies are never satisfied with anything.

We want more of it all abi I lie... (More sex, More money, More TLC, More magas and Aristos, probably more toasters and more wahala) Don’t even deny that!

It is not our fault really, it is just the nature we are formed in.

But where the wahala comes from, is looking unto him and making him look like the Mr.Jehovah Jireh like without him supplying your needs in his riches in glory, yu won't breathe…

NEVER TELL EVERYTHING TO GURLFRENDS

If you want no listen o.

NEVER SAY EVERYTHING ON FACEBOOK

I don’t know what you may think of this and I’m not interested in what you may think either.

One thing is sure, Facebook has been more like an hidden disaster in the relationships of so many ignorant victims and so are other online sites too.

One just have to be very careful and watch it.

NEVER EVER THINK YOU KNOW HIM TOO WELL

Looks like he told you everything about him shey? Okay ooo… swallow it hook, line and sinker and don’t verify ooo….

Men are quite funny and believe me by the time you see the real him, you will definitely not like what you see cause you have fallen in love with the fake him.

NEVER TELL HIM EVERYTHING

Code and decode…. Don’t get me twisted up in this...

NEVER TAKE YOUR LOOKS FOR GRANTED

I think I really need to do more on this…lol

If you think sey you fine, another babe fine pass you o..infact let me site my working place as an example… by the time wowo babes baff up for you ehn.. you go dey look and drool even as a lady ooo…damn!

Tush up girlfriend, tighten the tighten-able’s’… tone the tone-able's', push up the push up-able's'… ko si arugbo ni Ghana oo.

If in places like Abuja, 60 year old women like Senator Ita – giwa are listed as the top ‘most sexy’ babes… yeah right..quote me ..’MOST SEXY BABES’… then werrin twenties like we dey look biko?

Make him spend that money even if he spends a quarter on other babes, let him spend more than half on you. No more dry stories like “I no get money” abeg, if he no wan spend am other guys would ooo so you better do him the favor of making him spend it. Oh yeah it is a favor!

LMAO!!!

No biffing ooo, just tell me what you 'al think.

Enjoy your day

Luv you all loads.

xx

GANI FAWEHINMI: An irreplaceable loss.

President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, Nigerian Bar Association (NBA), former military president, General Ibrahim Babangida, former vice-president, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, pro-democracy activist, Chief Anthony Enahoro, and several other notable Nigerians, have described the death of Chief Gani Fawehinmi (SAN), as an irreplaceable loss. The Prominent Nigerian lawyer and rights activist died Saturday after a prolonged battle with cancer.

Fawehinmi passed on yesterday morning in his house at the Ikeja GRA, Lagos after a long battle with Cancer of the lungs. He was aged 71 (1938 - 2009)

Yar’Adua expressed “sadness and a deep feeling of great national loss” at the news of the passing away of the eminent lawyer.

The last words uttered by foremost lawyer, politician and human rights attorney, Chief Gani Fawehinmi, who died yesterday in Lagos at the age of 71, were that he was going to continue to struggle for the emancipation of downtrodden Nigerians in the grave, his widow, Alhaja Ganiyat Fawehinmi, has said.

MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PEACE.

SASSY

Cosmo Questions.... Sassy's Answers...lol

Here comes mine… got this from CICI who got it from GOODNAIJAGIRL who got it from a fellow blogger, who got it from Cosmo mag..lol... So Who’s next? lol

Itching to work with… nobody… Longing to be on my own joor!!! Having my own thing and doing my own thing and of course making my own dough…

Listening to… Asa’s A place to be. Can’t just get that song off my head for once. Went to a branch of GTBank very close to my office lastweek ni o, and you know the song nah dem new anthem (Theme Song)... and ever since I’ve been playing it again and again like hey…. Check it out… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGeiUXZ91NQ, http://go.sturvs.com/pHq-

Driving… ...Won't mind the 2009 Porsche Cayenne gaskia… that SUV is way too bad..wetin?!!! I still dey salivate oooo… I need a car like maaaadddd!!!

Shopping fix… How about Balogun market (Naija) for the shackles…hahahahahaahahahahahaha!!! I don’t know jare… let me keep googling….heyhey…

Signature scent… Loving my ck Euphoria. That perf snatched me from my regular ck Confession ni o. but it’s more like a regular sha, there is this crazy perf my fiancé uses and it’s so sweeet believe me. Masculine? Yeah it is but I love it all the same, sorry can't even remember the name gan… Looking forward to stealing it someday sha. He recently got me The Calvin Klein fragrances for Women (This deluxe collection) And I love them all so much that it spend its first seven night sleeping with me on my bed. lol... And then my Paul Smith…hmnnn… how can I forget that? ...Loving my Paul Smith WOMEN too. So a favourite? I no get but I think I'm in love with so many Old Skool signature scent sha...that was what HTB told me.

Necessary extravagance… Shoeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssss…oh yeah just like CICI… shoesssssss…gladiators, platforms….just shoessssssssssssss….WTH!!!

Maintenance must-haves… My Avon Moisture Therapy, one intensive Handcream of a kind and it's for extremely dry skin…hmnnn… and my St’ Ives Apricot scrub..woaaaahhhh! I made it a once in a week thingy… or a Saturday thingy rather.. (What’s the difference anyway?) lol. Gives you that young glowing skin. Luv It pa!!!

Fear factor… Na tomorrow o… Mere thought of tomorrow gives me the shivers.Thank God I no trust all these seers..lol. Who knows? I would probably have visited one gaskia. But heck!...

Currently craving… Revenge. Don’t give me that kain eye abeg. You heard me right…revenge!!! Beni.

Speed dialing… Dad, Mum, Siblins and Fiancé

Latest splurge… *Thinks*Thinks again*...Hmnnn… okay I give up!!! None for now…awwccchhhhhh!!! maybe....maybe...emm...let's see sha...

If I weren’t a...Banker... I’ll probably be a Photographer, a Model, a Poet, a Musician..Anything of the art sha. Just want to stop dreaming of where, how and when to invest people’s money while they sit their fine arse at home**

Dreaming of... My boooooooooooooooooooo! Damn!!! Why did I love this guy like hmnnn?!!!!

So, I’m also passing this over...who’s next? Just copy and paste...then delete my answers and fill in yours.

How una dey this morning my sweet peeps? It's a lovely day, enjoy yours...

PS: Added a shelfari Book Shelf to my Blog page last week. It's a collection of books I've got in my Library. Click on "GET YOUR OWN SHELF" to get one on your Blog page too i.e if you're interested though.

Basket Mouth Uncensored comes up on the 27th of this Month (September) so watch this page for more on details.

Luv you all...
xoxo

UPDATES!!!

Multi-talented artistes, Kate Henshaw-Nuttal, Rita Dominic and Ibrahim Musa, otherwise known as Ibro, are among other Nigerians that will be honoured on Independence Day, I October.

Packaged by World Best Entertainment, the award is targeted at personalities, who have through their professions, contributed immensely to make Nigeria great.



Speaking on his nomination for the award, Ibro noted that it is the beginning of better things to come.

“When I received the letter that I’m among those that will be honoured, I was excited. I will continue to be a good ambassador,” he said.

(Babatunde Omidina a.k.a. Baba Suwe's wife) Moladun Kenkenlewu's death Confirmed

The cold hands of death snatched her away at exactly 6.00am.
Monsurat Omidina a.k.a. Moladun was said to have been found slumped with blood coming out from her mouth and nostril in her room at their Omidina's Home in Ikorodu area of Lagos.

Information we gathered after the rumour of her dead has it that, her death has spiritual undertone as she was supposed to be at the UK Embassy in Lagos today for her traveling. Before now, some family members who confirmed the state of her hearlth told us that the mother of two had been feeling so dispirited for days now and that it was on this ground she wanted to travel for medical check up.

Doctors who confirmed her dead told the family that she died of hypertension. You may wonder what kind hypentensive attack the very convival Nollywood actress could have if not spiritual. Well, as you are reading this, the entire household of the two Nollywood personalities, Baba Suwe and Omoladun, have been thrown into perpentual mourning mood as all calls to the husband were not answered.

Some of the stalkeholders in the industry like Jide Kosoko and others have since paid the deceased husband a visit as a mark of respect for the dead in Africa. Meanwhile, fears has already griped a whole lot of the Nollywood actors who got wind of the mysterious incident this morning as death seems to be gradually having its toll on the top shots in the industry. While the remains of the pleasant, down-to-earth and articulate actress was buried according to Islamic rite this evening, the question on everybody's lips is 'WHO IS NEXT? This is because it was just barely few days after the burial of Remi Abiola, a veteran actress who also died in America.

SASSY

MOLADUN DEAD?

Not so sure yet but NEWS reached us that Moladun also known as Mama Suwe (Erinkeke) passed on this morning after a brief illness.
Keep your fingers crossed as we will bring to you more details.

SASSY